jadehariey:
so yahoo reports that michelle obama wore the same dress three times. congratulations, you have now confirmed that the white house indeed has washing machines
(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)
joggingdead:
when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you

(via ima-secret-asian-man)
cofeecigarettes:
cj-twig:
i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem
basically you want to be a father
this is the most accurate thing i ever read
(Source: crazyfrogvevo, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)